Hey there, I’m Nicolas Anguiano 👋
First some standard stuff you’re probably expecting “about me.”
These are some of the brands I’ve worked with as a marketer and copywriter. Combined, my copy has sold close to 7 figures.
Cool, now with that out of the way, let’s have a bit of fun:)
Let’s play a little game: two truths and a lie.
(yes, I’m ‘mature’ like that.)
I go first!… because I’m very competitive… and you’re not writing this.
First one:
❏ I’m a mechanical engineer.
❏ I’ve worked for Swiss Banks.
❏ I make my bed religiously every morning.
*which one is a lie? take your guess…*
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✔ Yep. “Trust me. I’m an engineer.” Turns out that understanding why things fly or sink comes handy for both machines and businesses.
✔ Yep. Loved Zurich… If I could get along with Swiss bankers I can surely get along with you. Let’s talk 🤙
✘ Ain’t nobody got time for that. Besides, I think chaos is underrated.
Second one:
❏ I’ve never lost an A/B test.
❏ I’m an International Chess Master
❏ I’ve played music in front on thousands of people.
*which one is a lie? take your guess…*
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✔ Yep. Never lost one. I either win or learn.
✘ Unfortunately not. I like chess a lot more than chess likes me. The strategic thinking doesn’t go away though. I’m sure you’ll dig that.
✔ Yep. Bass guitar. Which… means I was not the one getting “all the girls.”
Third one:
❏ I love intricate, complex funnels.
❏ I can help you sell more of your products and services.
❏ We should talk.
*which one is a lie? take your guess…*
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✘ Heck no. I can endure them, but one of my mottos is “any fool can make things complicated. It takes a genius to make them simple.”
✔ Heck yes. Check out The FULCRUM Method (DIY) to make your offers easier to sell. Or check out my Sales Alchemy Partnerships (DFY) to handover marketing and sales to us.
✔ Yep. But I ain’t gonna twist your arm for it. If you want to have chat about important things like marketing, sales, and bacon, send us an email to vip [at] alchemyforexperts [dot] com.